Important Life Update

I found this giant daikon at the supermarket.

Daikons are kind of like radishes, except they're delightfully phallic.

I took the daikon and chopped it up.

And it is now fermenting as kimchi on my counter.

Yes, that is a potato wedged into the top of the Mason jar because I lost the part of the cap that actually seals the air in.

Good night, sweet prince. Good night, good night.

Analyze & Discuss

after this self-inflicting this tragedy and enduring apartment hunting, how salvageable is my soul on a scale from 1 to -20?