How Many Mojitos Does It Take to Live-Blog ‘The Barefoot Contessa’?

One, plus a Benadryl for a bee sting.

Here is Season 1, Episode 2: Holiday Meal.

00:37

“I don’t know why our mothers used to get up at five o’clock in the morning to roast a turkey. I can’t figure it out. I think they had this thing about bacteria.”

00:54

“Ooh, thats cold.”

01:04

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01:25

03:15

Crown.

07:11

For the second time, Ina mentions her guest’s new six-month-old grandson who will be attending dinner. He cannot chew food.

08:15

08:48

The angles. The moments.

10:03

“I hate gravy. Well, no. It’s not that I hate gravy.”

11:32

12:36

16:17

Foraging for table decorations that could have been purchased at Home Goods.

21:02

Ina meets her nemesis (not lumpy gravy).

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BONUS edit:

Now you may watch in its entirety.


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CROISSANT BREAD PUDDING?!?