Swiftie Steve Breaks His Silence on Talvin's Breakup

Swiftie Steve Breaks His Silence on Talvin's Breakup

If you are unfamiliar with my dad's appreciation for Taylor Swift, please catch up here and here before continuing on.

INT. Car β€” Night

Dad drives Mia, Marla, and Marla's visiting friend home from the train station wearing Tommy Bahama plaid shorts.

Mia: Dad, did you know that Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift broke up?

Dad: Taylor Swift and who???

Marla: Her boyfriend.

Mia: Not important who he is.

Dad: Oh.

Mia: ...What do you think?

Dad: Well, you know I respect her as an artist with her music and everything, but when it comes to her dating life, nuh-uh-UH! Black widow!! I’d stay far away from dating her!!!!


Analyze & Discuss:

Is my dad more likely to asphyxiate himself by staying married to my mom or by dating Taylor Swift? 

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