Swiftie Steve Breaks His Silence on Talvin's Breakup
INT. Car — Night
Dad drives Mia, Marla, and Marla's visiting friend home from the train station wearing Tommy Bahama plaid shorts.
Mia: Dad, did you know that Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift broke up?
Dad: Taylor Swift and who???
Marla: Her boyfriend.
Mia: Not important who he is.
Mia: ...What do you think?
Dad: Well, you know I respect her as an artist with her music and everything, but when it comes to her dating life, nuh-uh-UH! Black widow!! I’d stay far away from dating her!!!!
The only truth here is that a relationship came to an end & what remains is a huge amount of love and respect— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) June 2, 2016