Swiftie Steve Breaks His Silence on Talvin's Breakup
If you are unfamiliar with my dad's appreciation for Taylor Swift, please catch up here and here before continuing on.
INT. Car ā Night
Dad drives Mia, Marla, and Marla's visiting friend home from the train station wearing Tommy Bahama plaid shorts.
Mia: Dad, did you know that Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift broke up?
Dad: Taylor Swift and who???
Marla: Her boyfriend.
Mia: Not important who he is.
Dad: Oh.
Mia: ...What do you think?
Dad: Well, you know I respect her as an artist with her music and everything, but when it comes to her dating life, nuh-uh-UH! Black widow!! Iād stay far away from dating her!!!!
The only truth here is that a relationship came to an end & what remains is a huge amount of love and respect
ā Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) June 2, 2016
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Is my dad more likely to asphyxiate himself by staying married to my mom or by dating Taylor Swift?
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