My Amateur Beauty Routine

As a quasi-lifestyle blogger, I am morally obligated to share my amateur beauty regime.

Welp. Here ya go.

The Sparknotes version:

  • Maxi dresses are an equivocal substitution for shaving your legs.
  • Budget ample time for twerk breaks.
  • Scarf selection always takes precedence over timeliness. 

ANALYZE & DISCUSs:

What is your beauty routine?

Wait, when were you supposed to leave for that thing? And why are you still not wearing any pants?!