My Amateur Beauty Routine

As a quasi-lifestyle blogger, I am morally obligated to share my amateur beauty regime.

Welp. Here ya go.

The Sparknotes version:

  • Maxi dresses are an equivocal substitution for shaving your legs.
  • Budget ample time for twerk breaks.
  • Scarf selection always takes precedence over timeliness. 


What is your beauty routine?

Wait, when were you supposed to leave for that thing? And why are you still not wearing any pants?!