As a quasi-lifestyle blogger, I am morally obligated to share my amateur beauty regime.
Welp. Here ya go.
The Sparknotes version:
- Maxi dresses are an equivocal substitution for shaving your legs.
- Budget ample time for twerk breaks.
- Scarf selection always takes precedence over timeliness.
ANALYZE & DISCUSs:
What is your beauty routine?
Wait, when were you supposed to leave for that thing? And why are you still not wearing any pants?!